Trainwrecks by Weezer.

We sleep all day and rock the night

We just get up to start another fight

We kiss and then we bite

We are trainwrecks

You don’t keep house and I’m a slob

You’re freakin’ out cause I can’t keep a job

We don’t update our blogs

We are trainwrecks

People love to tell us what to do

That’s just cause they’re jealous of me and you

We’re diggin’ through the couch for cash

We’re takin’ cabs cause both our cars are trashed

But we’re still kickin’ ass

We are trainwrecks, trainwrecks

We’re still kickin’ ass

We are trainwrecks

We think it’s uncool to be on time

Moochin’ off our friends is not a federal crime

Someday we’ll cut our critics down to size

And crash a Diddy party in disguise

We fall but then we rise

We are trainwrecks, trainwrecks

That’s the story of our lives

We are trainwrecks, trainwrecks

That’s the story of our lives

We are trainwrecks

Weezer is awesome.  Just replace every “we” in the song with an “I” and the lyrics sum me up pretty well… “I’m still kickin’ ass/I’m a trainwreck…”